Roseanne is...

*cue fanfare*

Today I climbed a mountain with Drew and Jin. Then Drew threw me down said mountain. Asshat. Had to be airlifted to hospital and everything, and I got the cuts on my elbow to prove it. So, there's my rather elaborate and almost-truthful reason for this blog-post being a teensy tiny bit late... sorry guys!

Introduction ahoy:

I'm half Shetlander on my dad's side, half Irish on my mum's, and am one half of an Irish-twin who was born eleven months before me. He's a cool kid. Despite his eleven month advantage, I don't consider myself his little sister, in fact we both agreed when we were five and six to swap birthdays, but then Mum put a stop to sucha scheme by saying we weren't allowed. I have a little brother whose drumming skills surpass his social ones and a little sister whose a true Narnian at heart. My dad also happens to be a Time-Lord who lived in a castle with another Time Lord called St Patrick - and those are his words, not mine.

When I was eight I wanted a dog, a King Charles of all things. Because I thought that the patches on their fur looked like Jigsaw pieces I decided that I would call this dog Puzzle. My dad used to phone up animal shelters in Aberdeen, and then tell me that the shelters had no dogs for children. It always seemed that they never had dogs for children, despite the many years of waiting. Then one magic day my mum spotted an ad in the local paper which offered nine collie-cross puppies free to a good home. My dad protested, to which my mother replied that if he kept that up she would go and get all nine of the puppies. Cutting a long story short, we got a puppy. My mother called him Puzzle. My dad and him are inseperable. He looks like a womble.

Currently I am studying Film and Media at the university of Stirling, which has not been so awesome this semester because the subjects we've studied have been yawn-tastic(yet my grades have been better than last semester, which is a good insight into how my life works: backwards). English lit/creative writing are the subjects that own my heart, however. If things work out, I might write a movie or a book that might do decently and buy us all a trip to the USA. Here's hoping!

My favourite blogs are the bird and the frue and The Amazing Adventures of Stephen Fry.

The best concert I have ever been to was Fall Out Boy in London, when afterwards we all ran through a huge fountain and Mhairi lost her coat in the middle of it. Travelling through the underground dripping water down the aisles... the only way to travel.

Who would I like to eat dinner with? Clearly, Stephen Fry. Also agree with Cara, The Doctor would be a fantastic table-buddy. Especially if said dinner was fish and chips from the future in the swanky new TARDIS.

*takes a bow* thankyou and goodnight

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